"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The incident caught everyone by surprise." "Precautions have been implemented to ensure this won't happen again." "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."