Can't obtain waste in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any worthless matter during living inside Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly.
Regrettably, I can't obtain a single feces in the state of. No waste available around here, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I am devoid of the capability to have even the smallest speck of junk during the time staying within the enchanting state of. No rubbish available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am without any feces inside Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to possess a single junk while located in Ohio. No junk available within these boundaries, unfortunately. I can't possess any excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am restricted to possess a single
junk whilst living in the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, sadly. I lack the tiniest bit of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh,
how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to acquire the slightest bit of excrement while residing inside the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, regrettably. I have no means to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single crap during staying inside Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of material inside the great state of Ohio.
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