unable to possess nonsense in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have any useless matter during staying within the great state of. No garbage for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain a single dung within the state of. No junk available around here, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to possess even the smallest speck of garbage while living inside Ohio. No waste to be found in these parts, sadly. I am without a single dung inside OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess any waste while located in Ohio. No garbage to be found around here, unfortunately. I am unable to possess even a speck of shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am unable to obtain a single crap whilst residing within the state of Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I don't have the tiniest
bit of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to obtain the slightest bit of excrement whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, regrettably. I am unable to possess any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to acquire the slightest bit of garbage during residing within Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement in the great state of Ohio.