haven't got the ability to possess garbage in the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to obtain a single useless substance while residing inside Ohio. No junk to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to possess even a speck of feces in the state of. No nonsense available in these parts, unluckily. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the aptitude to
obtain a single garbage during the time living inside the Buckeye State. No rubbish available around here, regrettably. I am without a single excrement inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess a single crap while residing in Ohio. No rubbish available around here, sadly. I am unable to own a single feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am restricted to possess a single nonsense whilst staying in the state of Ohio.
No junk in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of substance within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I lack the capacity to obtain the slightest bit of waste while staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in Ohio, sadly. I can't possess the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to obtain any junk during staying within Ohio. No garbage for me, unfortunately. I am unable to
obtain any excrement in the great state of Ohio.