lack the capacity to possess garbage in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to obtain any useless substance while residing inside the great state of. No crap in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't have a single excrement inside Ohio. No garbage to be found around here, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk within Ohio.
Alas, I can't possess the capacity to obtain even the smallest speck of crap while living in Ohio. No nonsense available in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am lacking a single excrement within Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to obtain any rubbish while residing in Ohio. There is no crap to be found in this area, unfortunately. I can't have even a speck of feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am constrained to acquire any crap during residing within the state of Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to obtain even a single waste during staying in the state of Ohio. No waste available here, regrettably. I have no means to have even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am unable to obtain even a single crap while staying within Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.